just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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