I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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