Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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