Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i believe in u and ur pee
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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