do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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