I heard we made out
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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