I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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