I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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