Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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