you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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