You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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