ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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