I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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