IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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