So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
handjob tips. give me some.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm getting married
To pizza
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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