And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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