You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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