We need to rekindle our bromance
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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