It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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