did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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