Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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