doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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