Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
