someone get that fucking seahorse.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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