this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
There's even glitter on my cock...
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