I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
