i think i have herpe
just one?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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