ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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