I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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