It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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