After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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