This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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