Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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