I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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