using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
nutella sex= disaster
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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