The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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