you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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