how can u be prego again
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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