So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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