...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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