So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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