Fuck appropriateness.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
