You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
