My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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