she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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