she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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