he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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