A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
