Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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