Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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