i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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