the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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